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american gladiators

A show that started in the '80s but was recently re-created. Perfect show to watch regular people get completely owned by huge bodybuilding people
*Watching American Gladiators*

Contestant: Hi, my name is Mike, and I think I can take the gladiators because of my self-determination and self-confidence.

*Gladiator beats the shit out of him in PowerBall and nearly knocks his head off in the Joust*

*Paramedics are rushed in*
american gladiators by Eddie J. January 14, 2008
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american gladiators

An old 80's gameshow with reruns on TNN. An excellent source of mullets.
Dude! Did you see that white trash on Gladiators last night?! That mullet was HUGE!!!
american gladiators by Poopsy July 8, 2003

American Gladiator  

The only gladiator game/show that doesn't involve killing a person or fighting a wild animal like lion or tiger.

btw, watching someone getting killed is better than watching someone getting their ass kicked on American Gladiator.
watching American Gladiator ??? I'll rather get myself a copy of Gladiator movie
American Gladiator by MasturbAZN February 1, 2009

american gladiator 

A kick-ass show with massive men with names like "Lightning","Outlaw",or "Chocolate Thunder" ,most likely on steroids, beating the shit out of other people that stand no chance.But on occasion someone does go about beating one of the American Gladiators, and winning bascialy nothing.
D00d lets go watch people get beat down on american gladiator!
american gladiator by Maxlive January 6, 2006

American Gladiator 

Where two men are on their hands and knees with their buttocks towards each other, joust with their penises tucked back between their legs
Hey Roger, I bet I can beat you in American Gladiator.
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