Ambituary

A premature obituary — the polite writing-off of a person before they’re truly gone.
A social or emotional death, disguised in civility.

After the argument, they stopped replying to my messages — it felt like I’d been given an ambituary(n)

by Illuminated Fluorescent June 17, 2025

what arbitrary silliness

Bull Fucking Shit Respectively.

what arbitrary silliness

by Duskman June 7, 2010

Arbitrary Imposition

Something determined by chance, whim or impulse and not by nessessity or principle that is burdonsome or an unfair demand.

"I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman.

by JuicyChodeWeiner420 September 15, 2020

ambiturner

one who can turn both to the left and right

"I'm not an ambiturner. I can't turn left."

by Samantha February 12, 2006

Arbitrary Facetime

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.

I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.

by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018

arbitrary

made without reason

categories are arbitrary

by bapkin June 7, 2016

Arbitrary Inquisition

A very eloquent way to ask a bi-partisan question. A question that when answered will not benefit either party. Often asked by a "moderator" between two separate parties, acting as a mutual individual.

Moderator: "I hate to impose an arbitrary inquisition but you two are getting f*cking no where."

by BarrenRunner December 18, 2009