Ambijerkstrious 

Capable of masturbation with either the left or right hand with a similar level of proficiency.

You broke your arm? how are you going to crank it?

Don't worry dude, I'm ambijerkstrious.

Ambijerkstrious by pahseudonym April 25, 2009

Ambijerkstrous 

The ability to beat off/masturbate with both hands independently.

I broke my arm skateboarding and got a hand and wrist cast so I learned to be ambijerkstrous.

Ambijerkstrous by White Rodney May 27, 2009

ambijerktrous

The ability to browse internet pornography while retaining the capability to masturbate and control the mouse or touch screen with orgasmical ambidextrous control.

When surfing porn...sometimes I use my right hand because I want to be held by someone familiar and sometimes I use my left hand because I want to feel like a used whore. Thank "a masturbating is not a sin" God that I'm ambijerktrous with my mouse/masturbation control!

ambijerktrous by Lucky02909 December 17, 2016

Ambijerkxtrous 

When you write with one hand but jerk off with the opposite

"Yo I'm ambijerkxtrous. I write with right hand, but jerk off with my left"

Ambijerkxtrous by Sbuckwhite October 7, 2020