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Ambijerkstrous 

The ability to beat off/masturbate with both hands independently.
I broke my arm skateboarding and got a hand and wrist cast so I learned to be ambijerkstrous.

ambijerktrous

The ability to browse internet pornography while retaining the capability to masturbate and control the mouse or touch screen with orgasmical ambidextrous control.
When surfing porn...sometimes I use my right hand because I want to be held by someone familiar and sometimes I use my left hand because I want to feel like a used whore. Thank "a masturbating is not a sin" God that I'm ambijerktrous with my mouse/masturbation control!
ambijerktrous by Lucky02909 December 17, 2016

Ambijerkxtrous 

When you write with one hand but jerk off with the opposite
"Yo I'm ambijerkxtrous. I write with right hand, but jerk off with my left"
Ambijerkxtrous by Sbuckwhite October 7, 2020

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026