Amazonnesia
I didn't even get drunk 2 nights ago, but when I got home there were 4 packages for me, total Amazonnesia.
Amazonnesia by revaaron January 31, 2018
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Amazonesia
The condition one aquires when they order so much stuff from Amazon on a daily basis they know they have ordered something but have no idea what it is when it arrives.
Dammit, i got amazonesia again! I know i have to make sure i receive something at the office today that is important but i cant remember what the heck it is!
Amazonesia by tommybayshore December 30, 2014
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It was so damn important that I have it on my doorstep within 2 days . There's a smiley box on my doorstep right now. It's addressed to me, but hell if I know what's in there. Total amazonesia. I could stand here at the door for five minutes looking at my smiley box and never guess what I bought. I take it inside and berserk the smiley tape open with a ballpoint pen. Oh yeah, it's that 2-pack of toothpaste that looked like a good deal. Throw the smiley box on the pile of smiley boxes, worry about what to do with all the smiley boxes some other day.
amazonesia by Boxerdog 92109 August 29, 2019
Amazonesia
Receiving a package from Amazon.com that you ordered, but do not recall ordering. Amazonesia often occurs after drunken, late-night, online shopping sprees. The condition is worsened by subscription to Amazon prime.
Bill came home and found a UPS box on his front door. He picked it up and saw that it was addressed to him, from Amazon.com. Bill tries to think of what could be inside the box, but can't remember what he ordered; Bill has Amazonesia.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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