AmMouse

AmMouse is a very hot person

Miniek: Oh my god AmMouse is there!
Some guy: What?
Miniek: AmMouse is the hottest person

AmMouse by Miniek November 13, 2022

ammosexual marriage 

Ammosexual marriage: "The legal union of a gun lover and their weapon of choice." Not clear if it is actually legal in any State but may be allowed de facto as a result of current gun laws. Supposed to result from improper bonding at a young age to the mother resulting in transference of sexual attachment to a piece of metal such as a doorknob or shotgun.

Ammosexual marriage is a human right.

ammosexual marriage by charleyzencat February 14, 2015

ammosexual 

A term for someone who feels affection for firearms. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of the gun, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or tactile feel of the gun. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to find and acquire ammunition to feed their firearms, especially at an affordable price.

Ammosexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots who desire the eradication of individual liberty and equality, in favor of either violent mobs, might-makes-right, or tyrant kings.

Fearing violence and protests, most ammosexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Ammosexuals are frequently the target of anti-freedom laws and politicians, and are currently denied many freedoms granted to other minority groups in most nations.

Hey, want to see my new favorite rifle? Her name's Vera.

Are you an ammosexual, too? Do you want to maybe try being range buddies?

ammosexual by The Metallurgist August 6, 2014

Ammosexual 

Someone who gains pleasure from shoving his ammo into the rectum of a firearm and then ejaculating it out the penis end. You will frequently see-men killing trees as targets after briskly stroking their barrel.

"Excuse me Mr gun store owner. Do you have any ammosexual lube?
"Yes, Sir. Butt we call it gun oil here".

Ammosexual by mayfieldenator January 26, 2020

ammosexual 

a gun obsessed person

Andrew said to just at him next time I define ammosexual.

ammosexual by leiaorgayna June 29, 2022

Ammosexual 

A person who is obsessed with guns/firearms, sometimes to an unhealthy level. While not automatically a bad person, is often not well in the head and lets it show in other ways too. Also, often has thoughts about shooting others legally, often in self-defense as to get away with it scott-free.

Usually has too many guns, talks about guns all the time, and centers their whole personality around guns (usually including posts about the 2nd Amendment and "freedom" or something else like that.

Ammosexual: I love this new Daniel Defense DDM4 V7 rifle! I think I'll go to the range later and shoot some targets, and maybe, just maybe, someone will break into my house and I can shoot that scumbag's brains out!

Ammosexual's Wife: I mean I like guns too, but do you really need 14 assault rifles, 17 handguns, two sniper rifles, and a minigun, essentially?

Ammosexual: Yes, it is necessary to my freedoms and rights to bear arms. It's also essential to ym happiness.

Ammosexual by TriBeCaBoy56 June 6, 2022

Ammosexual 

A disorder particularly found in white American men. These men can also be found with a confederate flag being flown on their a large and loud truck

"Wow he really loves guns. He must be ammosexual."

Ammosexual by Letscuddleandlistentometal November 3, 2015