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Aly[ssa] 

The kind of girl whose eyes light up when someone starts to tell a story. Usually heard repeating these 3 phrases over and over: "story of my life" "basically" and "i'm just saying!" (sooner or later, you WILL say them too.) Believed to be the originator of incredible story telling. She literally has a story for everything. Yes, everything! Most importantly, the kind of girl who NEVER gives up. On anyone.
Have you met Alyssa? Her story basically changed my life. I'm just saying.
Aly[ssa] by singforme August 17, 2009
Words you can keep
Someone who enjoys the little things. Values the small motives or the small things about a person. They know their place in a situation. Romance is difficult for them but find it easy to help someone else or give advice to someone. Alyssa's take pride in what they do and love and don't let anyone stand in the way, they may not handle stress that well, but they do their best. Alyssa's are beautiful. They never believe that they are, but their eyes are perfect and no matter what they wear or do with their hair they look pretty. Most people find Alyssa's hard to love, but those who do are not disappointed.
Alyssa is beautiful.

Alyssa is strong.
Alyssa by catniggalove October 20, 2014
The most kind and fucking amazing girl in the universe. She'll stay up all night just to text you, and she knows you better than you do. If you ever meet an Alyssa, don't fuck around. She is a godess.
Guy 1: man I hate alyssa

*guy 2 punches him in the face breaking his nose*
Guy 2: don't fucking talk about her like that
Alyssa by *le Puppy June 2, 2013
Alyssa is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She’s the sweetest person you ever meet and will respect you the same way you respect her. Every time you look at her in the eyes you will get lost and it’s like looking in to space. She will always make you happy in every way and will always help you from having a bad day to a really great day. She will always be there for you no matter day and night, she will support you throughout everything and encourage you.
Have you seen Alyssa, I literally got lost in her eyes.
Alyssa by Master^.^Yoda September 6, 2019
Alyssa is the type of girl that is always able to find a way to smile she can turn the world into a much better better place with just a turn of the cheek. Alyssa's usually like to dance but sometimes doesn't like to show people her dances. Alyssa is willing to do tons of work just for a small reward she will help you if only you ask. She would be happy to talk to you but she just wants you to speak up first and then she can chat all day long.
Danielle: I miss Alyssa

Melissa: I know she was the best helper and friend
Danielle: if only I could see her again
Alyssa by Abengals February 13, 2013
The name of perfection (Sorry Jesus), the name of the most amazing girl in the universe. She's smart, she's strong and she's hell'a gorgeous. She'll give you butterflies every time you see her. She can make anyone feel great about themselves. She will tough it through anything. She redefines everything you thought you loved in a person.

When you're with Alyssa; You can't help but smile, she'll make you do it in style. You can't help but cry when there's a tear in her eye. You'd run a thousand miles to walk her down the aisle. You'd think you can fly, her good looks could make you die. Alyssa is awesome.
Guy 1) "Who's that rocket over there?"

Guy 2) "I don't know, it must be a Alyssa"
Alyssa by TheLedgend27 February 2, 2017
Most likely known for being a man or boys first love. Alyssa is highly adventurous due to her extreme amount of energy. She likes guys who are athletic and can make her laugh no matter what. Alyssa knows when she finds the one because time stops and nothing else matters in the world... But she wont let you know that!
Alyssa is the one
Alyssa by Peterjelly April 29, 2016
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