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Almoney is one of Chief keef's songs almoney is off of the album The Leek (vol .5) kind of underrated but fire almoney was a snippet in 2014 and dropped 2018 he just switched almighty to almoney
Glitteria: did you hear that song almoney

Cutteria: no is it fire

Glitteria: kind of underrated but yeah it's fire
almoney by I be chiefin keef December 30, 2018

arshmonkey 

one who has the competency of the butt of a monkey
The superintendent of Anne Arundel County Public Schools is a arshmonkey.
arshmonkey by Jena December 28, 2003

Almoney Day 

This completely mad up holiday originated in a health class on November 29, 2016. This holiday is usually celebrated by three friends getting together and exchanging gifts.
1st person: You ready to celebrate Almoney day?
2nd person: Of course!

3rd: Who’s house are we doing it at this year?
Almoney Day by anonymous November 8, 2020

Alemoney 

"Alemoney" embodies a deity-like presence in the realm of finance, revered as the sovereign ruler of wealth and opportunity within urban landscapes. With a divine gift for amassing riches and orchestrating financial conquests, this legendary figure commands admiration and awe, transcending mortal limitations in the pursuit of economic supremacy.
-“What was the chant people used to bestow upon Alemoney?"

-"What was the chant people used to bestow upon Alemoney?"

"Ah, yes... I hadn't thought about it in years! My grandfather used to sing it: 'Alemoney pa mi mama por si muero, y a mi puta dígale que si la quiero,”
Alemoney by Señor Pollasaurio March 31, 2024
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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