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Alqoshyna are the most hardworking and dangerous but loyal Chaldeans! People try to hate on us because they wanna be us so bad, everyone knows we're the most popular village and that we rank number 1. We are definitely the most prideful! I mean can you blame us?? Isis invaded every village in Iraq except Alqosh, they couldn't make it up the mountain because our people were standing outside the village with weapons. You already know every party we have to play our song, that way everyones reminded how much we love our village. People like to say we're stuck up (that our noses are dry in Chaldean) and that we don't like other villages but that just isn't true, we just know our value and don't like to associate ourselves with idiots. Even though we have some of the craziest people, we are still the best. I mean just look up who Toma Tomas is and what he did for so many people! Some of us are well off and some aren't, either way we stay true to our village!
Person 1: Hey what village you from?

Person 2: I'm from Alqosh baby all day er day!
Alqosh by Alqosh Catholic March 14, 2023
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Alqosh is a Chaldean village located in northern Iraq. The people that live in alqosh are Chaldeans that are fearless and will do anything to feed their family. They are the most dangerous, but the most loyal and generous people you can meet out of all other Chaldeans. They can be referred to as Alqoshnaya or Alqosh Chaldeans.
Someone: What’s your ethnicity?
Me: I’m Chaldean
Someone: Oh cool! Which village are you from?

Me: Alqosh
Alqosh by Lil Chaldo November 19, 2018
Alqoshnaya are the best people you'll ever meet. Number 1 Chaldean village. ALWAYS ON TOP.
Yo what village you from?

Me: I'm from Alqosh baby.
Alqosh by gabara August 23, 2023
The first shit you do after a night out of heavy drinking. It's one killer shit.
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Ben: AMY NEEDS AN ALCOSHIT
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A really Russian name, only real Russian families name their son Alosha, having this name makes you hotter than a toaster and gives a +10 to all stats
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alcoshits 

The condition that accompanies a hangover after a night out - the need to poo due to excessive alcohol consumption
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B: Yeh, it was sick but i've got major alcoshits today.
alcoshits by diamante April 24, 2008
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