Stranger: "Do you believe in God?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. Are you an atheist?"
Me: "No."
Stranger: "Oh. What do you believe?"
Me. "Nothing. I'm apistic."
Stranger: "What's that mean?"
Me. "It means I don't believe anything."

Apistic by ballsinahatontopofalampshade November 18, 2009

Related Words

Alphistic • allistic • Adhistic • Aethistic • Albistic • Allistick • Almtistic • alphatic • Altistic • aphistion

allistic

A person who is not autistic.

allistic person: I have a sibling/friend/cousin/coworker who's autistic so therefore I must know what I'm talking about

allistic by rumbelle December 29, 2013

Almtistic

Someone so autistic that it’s offensive to autistic people to have the same label

What is it with discord admins and being so almtistic

Almtistic by El penguino August 31, 2021

Allistic

Not autistic

An autistic man marries an allistic woman. Whether they choose to have kids or not shoudn’t be influenced by eugenics.

Allistic by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Allistick

(v.) The highest possible descriptive word for something/someone that is more than perfect, as it is the apex word of words!

That audition was allistick!

Allistick by nospeudonym November 29, 2017

Allosaurus (Allistics)

Allosaurus is sometimes used as a term for Neurotypicals who defend ableism, or things that directly result in ableism, Neurobias, non-inclusivity, and related issues due to a resistance to change or other traditionalist values.

The perception or one as an Allosaurus is that the problem likely stems from the person being stuck in the past.

In rare cases, a Neurodivergent projecting internalized ableism from Neurotypicals onto other Neurodivergents might also be referred to as an Allosaurus.

While the term is derived from the common rootword "Allos" in Allosaurus and Allistic, suggesting a focus on Autism. Thiscan be applied in relationship to to dynamics between other Neurodivergents and Neurotypicals.as well.

"We're just asking for you to note when you're being sarcastic, don't be such an Allosaurus."

"Many Autistics feel that Autism Speaks is an Allosaurus of a nonprofit that is on it's way out due to it's controversial past."

Allosaurus (Allistics)

Allosaurus (Allistics) by Neuroquid June 13, 2021

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026