aphistion

the state of being stuck in a dream world permanently

synonyms: hallucinating, imagining, coma, drunk-dreaming, unconsciousness
antonyms: real-life, wide-awake, realization, reality, three-dimensional
misspellings: afhistion, aphestion, aphiston, ahitsib, afjs

After being hit on the head, the poor man was in aphistion, without moving.

aphistion by CommaRealichi October 19, 2013

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ascistionance

to move because the person using the word is overweight and cant get out of his/her chair that has wheels. this word was created on the halloween of 04'.

ASCISTIONANCE! I cant move!

ascistionance by Jay February 15, 2005

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aphistion • afistionado • ascistionance

afistionado

An aficionado of fisting ,

So we went to this party that the new neighbours put on , and it turns out the husband likes the feel of lycra against his skin and the wife is a total afistionado - wide as a hippo's mouth dude !

afistionado by Dr Elephantus December 2, 2010

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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