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Alphared 

Someone who average in about every way. They are too good at games to have fun with people but not good enough to go competitive. Most people would say that they are the "funny one" however the Alphared would most likely not know if this statement is fact or merely hiding the fact that they have no memorable traits. Most are just below 6" and are OK with it, yet other question this option. Most Alphareds love to talk emotionally yet struggle to find someone to communicate with, as they are aware of how dark their feelings are to others. Alphareds will usually have a small aspiration which they struggle to achieve e.g. Singing or drawing. They also struggle to commit in a healthy manner and will either give up after a short amount of time or damage themselves by overworking and blame it on the work itself. It is almost impossible to determine who is and isn't an Alphared but a person will know if they are one themselves.
"Sometimes I feel like I'm Alphared"
"Oh I love that YouTuber"
"No, I said Alphared. Like the letter Alpha and the colour red"
Alphared by NormalHuman1 January 18, 2021
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Licensed internet funny man
Fan: Omg it’s Alpharad
Rando: who?
Fan: the internet funny man
Rando: oh yeah
Alpharad by MegaTheOwO July 5, 2019

Alpharetta Autobaun 

Georgia 400. The stretch of road in Atlanta that runs from Buckhead to Dahlonega. This highway is known for it's high speed chases and traffic. And Georgia State Patrol
Traffic is backed up like normal on the Alpharetta Autobaun
Alpharetta Autobaun by Blue Devil August 26, 2005
The official internet funny man famous for playing video games on youtube such as Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Super Mario Maker 2, Pokémon Sword, Rivals of Aether, and Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg. He is also famous for making the most popular video series about computers playing video games called the CPUCS.With currently 1.8 million subscribers he is one of the best youtubers. Sub to Mr. Rad please and also say hi to Josniffy.
Person 1: Hey, do you know the internet funny man?
Person 2: Yeah! It's Alpharad
Person 3/fan: vilepile.
Alpharad by Useless shit December 9, 2019
Alpharad? More like Alphadad! *kappa*
Alpharad by DLG | Kool Yo July 14, 2016

alpharetta

A wealthy suburb of Atlanta where the kids drive nicer cars than most adults and the adults don't drive, they are driven (or, just as often, the women drive H2s and the men drive insanely small sports cars). Chattahoochee High is the public high school of choice. There are no cool places to hang out for teens. People living here can navigate GA400 with coffee in one hand, a bagel in the other and a blue tooth in their ear.
The streets are paved in gold in Alpharetta.
alpharetta by Curtis D September 7, 2008

alpharetta

n. a place, the true a-town. otherwise known as the greatest place to live.
i love living in da a-town, alpharetta.
alpharetta by lovedasouth April 3, 2008
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