Someone who average in about every way. They are too good at games to have fun with people but not good enough to go competitive. Most people would say that they are the "funny one" however the Alphared would most likely not know if this statement is fact or merely hiding the fact that they have no memorable traits. Most are just below 6" and are OK with it, yet other question this option. Most Alphareds love to talk emotionally yet struggle to find someone to communicate with, as they are aware of how dark their feelings are to others. Alphareds will usually have a small aspiration which they struggle to achieve e.g. Singing or drawing. They also struggle to commit in a healthy manner and will either give up after a short amount of time or damage themselves by overworking and blame it on the work itself. It is almost impossible to determine who is and isn't an Alphared but a person will know if they are one themselves.
"Sometimes I feel like I'm Alphared"
"Oh I love that YouTuber"
"No, I said Alphared. Like the letter Alpha and the colour red"
"Oh I love that YouTuber"
"No, I said Alphared. Like the letter Alpha and the colour red"
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Georgia 400. The stretch of road in Atlanta that runs from Buckhead to Dahlonega. This highway is known for it's high speed chases and traffic. And Georgia State Patrol
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Person 1: Hey, do you know the internet funny man?
Person 2: Yeah! It's Alpharad
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Person 2: Yeah! It's Alpharad
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A wealthy suburb of Atlanta where the kids drive nicer cars than most adults and the adults don't drive, they are driven (or, just as often, the women drive H2s and the men drive insanely small sports cars). Chattahoochee High is the public high school of choice. There are no cool places to hang out for teens. People living here can navigate GA400 with coffee in one hand, a bagel in the other and a blue tooth in their ear.
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