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Alphared
Someone who average in about every way. They are too good at games to have fun with people but not good enough to go competitive. Most people would say that they are the "funny one" however the Alphared would most likely not know if this statement is fact or merely hiding the fact that they have no memorable traits. Most are just below 6" and are OK with it, yet other question this option. Most Alphareds love to talk emotionally yet struggle to find someone to communicate with, as they are aware of how dark their feelings are to others. Alphareds will usually have a small aspiration which they struggle to achieve e.g. Singing or drawing. They also struggle to commit in a healthy manner and will either give up after a short amount of time or damage themselves by overworking and blame it on the work itself. It is almost impossible to determine who is and isn't an Alphared but a person will know if they are one themselves.
"Sometimes I feel like I'm Alphared"
"Oh I love that YouTuber"
"No, I said Alphared. Like the letter Alpha and the colour red"
"Oh I love that YouTuber"
"No, I said Alphared. Like the letter Alpha and the colour red"
Alphared by NormalHuman1 January 18, 2021
alphaeduhelp
alphaeduhelp team consists of highly motivated individuals who are determined to be more successful and bring happiness to the clients.
alphaeduhelp by alphaeduhelp October 20, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026