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alphred by Yazzeh June 16, 2017
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Alphared 

Someone who average in about every way. They are too good at games to have fun with people but not good enough to go competitive. Most people would say that they are the "funny one" however the Alphared would most likely not know if this statement is fact or merely hiding the fact that they have no memorable traits. Most are just below 6" and are OK with it, yet other question this option. Most Alphareds love to talk emotionally yet struggle to find someone to communicate with, as they are aware of how dark their feelings are to others. Alphareds will usually have a small aspiration which they struggle to achieve e.g. Singing or drawing. They also struggle to commit in a healthy manner and will either give up after a short amount of time or damage themselves by overworking and blame it on the work itself. It is almost impossible to determine who is and isn't an Alphared but a person will know if they are one themselves.
"Sometimes I feel like I'm Alphared"
"Oh I love that YouTuber"
"No, I said Alphared. Like the letter Alpha and the colour red"
Alphared by NormalHuman1 January 18, 2021

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alphaeduhelp team consists of highly motivated individuals who are determined to be more successful and bring happiness to the clients.
alphaeduhelp by alphaeduhelp October 20, 2021
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