Alphabeticism 

Discrimination based on letters of the alphabet

My teacher let all students with ‘A’ names go to recess first instead of choosing the good kids. She’s alphabeticist. That’s alphabeticism.

Alphabeticism by Zegna102 February 23, 2022

alphabetism

Racism and discrimination towards certain letters of the alphabet.

1. "Are you going out with Adam on Saturday night?" "No... too many A's in his name."
"That's alphabetism ...You're being alphabetist."

alphabetism by Tarzan696969 November 13, 2005

Alphabetics 

n. 1. The science of representing spoken sounds by letters.

n. 2. Commentary on modern people, places, groups, and events based on the alphabetical arrangement of words and the numbers associated with the alphabetical sequence of Biblical words.

Word 4545 in the Old Testatment Hebrew lexicon means "web". The very next word, 4546 means "highway". According to alphabetics, these two neighboring words foretell the "web highway".

Word 4150 in the Old Testament lexicon include the meanings: "Place of assembly," "tabernacle," "temple," "seat of the prophets," "an appointed sign," "the vision belongs to a time." By paying attention to the alphabetics, we note with interest that 84150 are the last four digits of the zip code of the Mormon Headquarters in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Alphabetics by sterlingda May 30, 2009

Alphabetecist 

Someone who is prejudiced against words and the alphabet as a whole

Don't be a alphabetecist and tell me I can't say fuck

Alphabetecist by leprechauns jewels September 6, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022