Alpha Breast

the girl with the biggest tits at any event

With Kristins massive D size breasts she was easily the alpha breast at the party

Alpha Breast by 22400michael March 9, 2011

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Alphabreast

The alphabreast is the girl with the biggest breasts at any given event------------

Look at the size of Kristins bombs!!!! She is easily the alphabreast at this birthday party

Alphabreast by madFiore February 23, 2011

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Alphabreast • Alphabreastical • alphabreasticle • alpha • Alpha Male • Alpha Female • alpha phi • Alpha Bitch • Alpha Chi Omega • Alpha Kappa Alpha

Alphabreastical

System of organization based upon the size and quality of ones breasts; often used to convey femine dominance but can also be used non-gender specific.

Those women are standing in alphabreastical order.

Alphabreastical by lenabena44 March 8, 2009

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alphabreasticle

this is a position

Do you wanna do an alphabreasticle?

alphabreasticle by lesbian✨ October 25, 2020

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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