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Verb: alph, alph-ing, alph-ed
The derivation of extreme sexual pleasure from the act of vandalising "Alpha Course" signs by removing, or otherwise obscuring, the end "a", changing it to a word with sexual connotations.
Q: What did you do last night?
A: I was out Alph-ing my local church.
Q: Urgh, you disgusting pervert!
A: Yes, I hate myself.
Alph by Tom11 November 12, 2012
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Altijd tijd voor alphtijd
Man 1: wanneer is het alphtijd
Man 2: het is altijd tijd voor alphtijd
Alph by Alphtijd September 29, 2020

Alph-nade 

An Alph-nade is an adjective given to a completly random frag granade thown in a multiplayer video game, which kills one or more opponents. Originated in Halo 2.
When the alph-nader (n00b) has successfully performed an alph-nade, the universal celebration is to to cry "ohhhhhhh omg i R so awsuM!!!!11!!!
During a COD4 session:

Spetsnaz team - "oh for fucks sake they are throwing Alph-nades again"
Man on Spetsnaz team using eavesdrop perk hears - "Ohhhh omg i R so awsuM!!!!11!!!"
Alph-nade by TheBlindDawg July 4, 2009

backwards alphabet 

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!
People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!
Licensed internet funny man
Fan: Omg it’s Alpharad
Rando: who?
Fan: the internet funny man
Rando: oh yeah
Alpharad by MegaTheOwO July 5, 2019

Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks 

A phrase to describe a woman's mating behavior where she freely engages in sexual activities with the physically attractive, charismatic, charming, suave and confident males - in other words, the Alpha males - with no strings attached, shit-tests, favors, catches and any rules, hence Alpha Fucks.

At the same time the woman denies sex to the physically unattractive and undesirable men - in other words, the Beta males - instead giving ambiguous promises that sex will be offered in return if the males treat her well, take her out to dates, buy her dinner, bring her gifts, etc, hence Beta Bucks.

For the Betas, sex is held behind many barriers such as the "three dates" rule, all-expenses paid dinners, shopping trips, favors, funny jokes, rapport building, lengthy text convos, shit tests and more... all the while as the Alphas get to have sex right away without having to do all that in advance. Hence, the term Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.

This phrase can also alternatively be used to describe how a woman spends her young and fertile years hooking up and getting knocked up by the Alphas with absolutely no strings attached, and later as she seeks to settle down, seeks out a Beta to provide for her and her Alpha spawn.

Synonyms for Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks include:

Alpha Fame Beta Shame
Alpha Boss Beta Loss
Alpha Lay Beta Pay
Alpha Sex Beta Checks
Alpha Seed Beta Need
Alpha Fornicate Beta Masturbate
Samantha wrote on her Tinder profile "I'm looking for a gentleman to treat me right, buy me gifts and take me to dinners. No hookups unless you look like Jason Statham!" She is in Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks mode.

Josie had a kid with Jamal the pro basketball player and then married Richard from retail five years later. Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.

Alpha Office 

The head office in a business of multiple offices, defined by leadership, charge, determination, wisdom, charm, chivalry and respect. As a status, this can not be taken, but must be earnt, usually though battle royale. This cannot be earned while the current alpha office still physically exists. The status can be bought, but the only payment method acceptable is blood.

Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.
Brandon: "Where's Brad today?"

Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."

Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"

Pedro: "Yes."

Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."
Alpha Office by SchnittyLover69 October 24, 2011
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