Alonsoc

busted on nut ahh haircut male with bushy eyebrows and has no rizz and gets friend zoned

You are such an Alonsoc

Alonsoc by dihlover December 4, 2025

Alonso your license 

The act of choosing to consume alcoholic beverages and drive in wet conditions thereby murdering an innocent girl, paying her family off, and forfeiting your license

"Danny you've had too much to drink, give me your keys before you Alonso your license"

Alonso your license by COYS1882 October 29, 2018

alonso 

Has a huge Dick that other people swallow

Alonso gets his dick sucked

alonso by AOL March 13, 2019

Alonso 

Alonso is a name for a sweet cute shy guy. He likes hanging out in groups, so he doesn’t have to be in the spotlight, he plays guitar and is semi athletic. He wears glasses, and most people think he is a nerd. He’s cute with or without his glasses and his smile is super sweet. After you open up a bit about yourself, you can really have a good conversation with him. He is strong and definitely caring. Spending time with him is always fun. He’s awkward and shy, but definitely sweet and someone you want to hang out with.

Hey! Did you see that guy??? Total sweetheart!

Ya! No wonder his parents named him Alonso!

Alonso by GoldenDork July 16, 2019

Alonso and tracy mourning

Imagine krop but with a little more security and white people. There are a small handful of teachers who are fuckin cool, like Respondek, but other than that it's shit. The lunch lines are too long and the security tries to take care of it but the weird kids just push through and they dont stop em. Kids still be havin sex in the juul rooms bars on the windows like a fuckin prison.

Oh you mean Alonso and tracy mourning? Yeah I heard that the football team is fuckin garbage...

Alonso and tracy mourning by Handlemycak October 26, 2018

Alonso 

The name of my biggest crush!!!!

1:hey what is biggest crush u have?
2:yea Alonsoo is my biggest crush

Alonso by kaca__tokic October 6, 2020

Alonsomania 

A insane passion about everything to do with the Formula 1 driver Fernando Alonso.

Alonsomania gripped Spain earlier this season.

That girl has got Alonsomania.

Alonsomania by quettar July 15, 2008