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Handsome guy , funny , somewhat athletic with a great sense of humor and personality. Kinda tall with a tan or light skinned.

Is fun to hang around with and is a hardworking person
Hey Alonso is cute huh Brittany.
by ashhhleeyy:)<3 June 20, 2011
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the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers
oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!
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Alonso is a name for a sweet cute shy guy. He likes hanging out in groups, so he doesn’t have to be in the spotlight, he plays guitar and is semi athletic. He wears glasses, and most people think he is a nerd. He’s cute with or without his glasses and his smile is super sweet. After you open up a bit about yourself, you can really have a good conversation with him. He is strong and definitely caring. Spending time with him is always fun. He’s awkward and shy, but definitely sweet and someone you want to hang out with.
Hey! Did you see that guy??? Total sweetheart!

Ya! No wonder his parents named him Alonso!
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by GoldenDork July 16, 2019
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A north american, usually mexican, video game obsessed child. Also is a naive child who doesn't know what a hard drive is. Also known to love sony own 3 playstation 3s and 4 PSPs.
Dude: I need a PS3
Dudette: There must be an alonso on our street that we can steal one from
by Random Al Saud May 26, 2008
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A computer genius that often is used as tech support. He also comonly knows tons about Nintendo and detests Sony. He's commonly from South America.
Phil: Goddamn it I can't (do something with my computer or somthing to do with Nintendo)

Chuck: Call Alonso, Dude
by WindmillMan February 22, 2008
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A player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb, meaning to kill someone with a car
Georginho: gonna go for a drive, might Alonso someone

Pys: Anyone see Lewis?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him
by GeorginhoCFC April 05, 2019
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