Almop

An Almop is a small sleepy human that gets very angry when not well rested. If an Almop is bothered they will attempt to crawl INSIDE the skin of a loved one. They think this is normal and funny, and you should be afraid. If you come in contact with one of these they can be easily distracted by talking about Naruto or cats.

I put the Almop to sleep before it attacked me

by ErrYesYesYesYesYesYes November 7, 2021

ex-almost

Ex-Almost: Someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friends — but then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. This is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.

"Who's that?"
"My ex-almost, we hooked up every week for a month but nothing went past that"

by ibeyuranh November 14, 2014

ALMP

When someone loses the ability to type and smashes their keyboard with their face.

Kyle while being high typed ALMP while playing Gartic Phone.

by The Speaking Corpse May 30, 2021

almond mom

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem

“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”

by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022

alopecoid

Fox-Like creature.

note: Often causes dizzy spells and fainting when attempting to spell this word.

Stop the clock, that's alopecoid!

by Chuck June 18, 2004

Almo

The sexiest beast around. He is literally a boss. He’s hard as fuck and often caught smoking a fag in back of the yard.

Ellis: yo almo wanna smoke some bud in the back g

Almo: yea why not g.

by The busy puda December 12, 2018

Almond Joy

A black guy who acts white.

You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.

by Squirtle1200 November 10, 2022