ALMP

When someone loses the ability to type and smashes their keyboard with their face.

Kyle while being high typed ALMP while playing Gartic Phone.

by The Speaking Corpse May 30, 2021

Almped

A boy from ages 11 to 16 sexually touching everything to make a flesh light.

Alex almped the dog when every one was asleep

by George town June 21, 2020

Almpyptysaomd

And let me pound your pussy till you squirt all over my dick

Come over ALMPYPTYSAOMD

by Stupidahhbitxh May 20, 2023