Allahbi

A statement regarding your whereabouts dat you give to Muslim authorities and then claim dat "Da Great One" will corroborate it.

If you cannot come up with a believable/verifiable story of your whereabouts at da time dat a crime was committed, simply saying dat you were at prayer at da local mosque may be an Allahbi dat will be accepted by Muslim authorities, especially if said church was crowded with other parishioners at da time, and thus it is conceivable dat you would not necessarily have been noticed or remembered by others there.

by QuacksO February 18, 2020

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Allahbaiting

Acting like a Muslim when you're not one

Hey, look at Adam Allahbaiting again!

by ohapetk June 5, 2022

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Allahbi • Allahist • Allahbaiting • Allahbama • allahbamu • Allahbuy • Allahbye • Allahfication • Allahfied • allahian

Allahfied

A course of action which has been given the 'stamp of approval' either by the Koran, some other islamic text or an islamic sheihk.

Waleed : " Aaliyah will you marry me?"

Aaliyah: : "I would Waleed, but you already have a wife!"

Waleed : "It is okay my dear. I can take more than one wife. It's totally Allahfied".

Aaliyah : "Awesome! I accept!!"

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 1, 2009

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Allahbama

Da south-eastern state where da majority of America's devout-Muslim citizens live.

Da People Of Islam are known for being calm and relaxed, so da fact dat da state of Allahbama is located right next to caffeine-and-frenetic-speed-stoked Missizippy might cause issues.

by QuacksO February 7, 2021

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