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A statement regarding your whereabouts dat you give to Muslim authorities and then claim dat "Da Great One" will corroborate it.
If you cannot come up with a believable/verifiable story of your whereabouts at da time dat a crime was committed, simply saying dat you were at prayer at da local mosque may be an Allahbi dat will be accepted by Muslim authorities, especially if said church was crowded with other parishioners at da time, and thus it is conceivable dat you would not necessarily have been noticed or remembered by others there.
Allahbi by QuacksO February 18, 2020
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Allahbaiting 

Acting like a Muslim when you're not one
Hey, look at Adam Allahbaiting again!
Allahbaiting by ohapetk June 5, 2022
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Allahfied 

A course of action which has been given the 'stamp of approval' either by the Koran, some other islamic text or an islamic sheihk.
Waleed : " Aaliyah will you marry me?"

Aaliyah: : "I would Waleed, but you already have a wife!"

Waleed : "It is okay my dear. I can take more than one wife. It's totally Allahfied".

Aaliyah : "Awesome! I accept!!"
Da south-eastern state where da majority of America's devout-Muslim citizens live.
Da People Of Islam are known for being calm and relaxed, so da fact dat da state of Allahbama is located right next to caffeine-and-frenetic-speed-stoked Missizippy might cause issues.
Allahbama by QuacksO February 7, 2021

Allahist 

the one who belives in Allah.
I believe in Allah si I am allahist
Allahist by edliv November 22, 2010

Allahist 

the one who believes in Allah is allahist
I believe in Allah so I am allahist.
Allahist by edliv November 22, 2010
Allahni is funny and cute and she is fake when people come around her but she is cute
Ka'Marah: she is such a allahni
allahni by allhni June 14, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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