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A statement regarding your whereabouts dat you give to Muslim authorities and then claim dat "Da Great One" will corroborate it.
If you cannot come up with a believable/verifiable story of your whereabouts at da time dat a crime was committed, simply saying dat you were at prayer at da local mosque may be an Allahbi dat will be accepted by Muslim authorities, especially if said church was crowded with other parishioners at da time, and thus it is conceivable dat you would not necessarily have been noticed or remembered by others there.
Allahbi by QuacksO February 18, 2020
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Allahbaiting 

Acting like a Muslim when you're not one
Hey, look at Adam Allahbaiting again!
Allahbaiting by ohapetk June 5, 2022
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Allahfied 

A course of action which has been given the 'stamp of approval' either by the Koran, some other islamic text or an islamic sheihk.
Waleed : " Aaliyah will you marry me?"

Aaliyah: : "I would Waleed, but you already have a wife!"

Waleed : "It is okay my dear. I can take more than one wife. It's totally Allahfied".

Aaliyah : "Awesome! I accept!!"
Da south-eastern state where da majority of America's devout-Muslim citizens live.
Da People Of Islam are known for being calm and relaxed, so da fact dat da state of Allahbama is located right next to caffeine-and-frenetic-speed-stoked Missizippy might cause issues.
Allahbama by QuacksO February 7, 2021

Allahist 

the one who belives in Allah.
I believe in Allah si I am allahist
Allahist by edliv November 22, 2010

Allahist 

the one who believes in Allah is allahist
I believe in Allah so I am allahist.
Allahist by edliv November 22, 2010
Allahni is funny and cute and she is fake when people come around her but she is cute
Ka'Marah: she is such a allahni
allahni by allhni June 14, 2017
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endwarfins

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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