A statement regarding your whereabouts dat you give to Muslim authorities and then claim dat "Da Great One" will corroborate it.
If you cannot come up with a believable/verifiable story of your whereabouts at da time dat a crime was committed, simply saying dat you were at prayer at da local mosque may be an Allahbi dat will be accepted by Muslim authorities, especially if said church was crowded with other parishioners at da time, and thus it is conceivable dat you would not necessarily have been noticed or remembered by others there.
by QuacksO February 18, 2020
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