Allahfied

A course of action which has been given the 'stamp of approval' either by the Koran, some other islamic text or an islamic sheihk.

Waleed : " Aaliyah will you marry me?"

Aaliyah: : "I would Waleed, but you already have a wife!"

Waleed : "It is okay my dear. I can take more than one wife. It's totally Allahfied".

Aaliyah : "Awesome! I accept!!"

Allahfied by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 1, 2009

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Allahfel

A taco pancake with extra Allah for your enjoyement.

Try this Allahfel! It's really muslimlicious!

Allahfel by ZZ Top March 11, 2004

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Allified

The epitome of a lazy obese person who could also be a little loony. One will know someone being "allified" by their smell, clothes, and actions.

"Man, that bitch is straight up allified"

Allified by Master Poop February 5, 2009

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Allahfication

When a racist man becomes religious

Yo bro, did you hear about the allahfication that happend yesterday?

Yeah it’s gonna be lit.

Allahfication by SomeItalian March 6, 2023

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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