A "Da Great One told me to do it" tale of innocence dat a spendthrift Muslim gives to supposedly justify/excuse an unwise/unauthorized purchase.
Anytime dat Followers of Islam make strange/unexpected investments in da stock market, one has to wonder if said transactions were merely Allahbuys.
by QuacksO November 8, 2025
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I wouldn't be able to stand even trying out da prejudicial-and-oppressive Muslim lifestyle to begin with, so I would never encounter any reason to give an Allahbye.
by QuacksO November 8, 2025
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