ALLEYFICATION: it'sdefines a different type of education that is only used at/or around the Back Alley. It means that whatever happens in the Alley, STAYS in the Alley.......but there MUST be a huge quantity of liquor drank or it's not quite 'ALLEYFICATION'.

Whatever Pauly does at the Alley, STAY's at the Alley.
ie:-Kissing ladies (hott or UGLY/fat
or skinny).
-Kissing boyz (always ugly, always
UGLY)!!!!!!
-Pissing your pants/skirt..
-Getting caught with a hooker/
she-man in the ladies washroom.
-Dancing of ANY kind.
and for those of you unfaithful
LADIES.....
-'CHEATING'. You should know by now
that you'll get caught everytime.
This includes 'making out'! It's
cheating if you didn't know!?

alleyfication by Troy Franks May 13, 2005

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Y’allsification

Much like yassification, but country.
And gay.

Aimed toward LGBT yallternative, yeehaw goth, cow goth, yee yee-mo aesthetics.

She’s country, & gay? That’s what I like to call y’allsification.

Y’allsification by anonymous January 29, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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