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All Balls 

Shortened version of "All balls, no brain" meaning not much thought or consideration is put into an action before it is attempted.
Spectator: How do you do backflips off of that house?

Backflipper: You just got to go all balls into it, man. Don't think, just do.

all balls and no forehead

Slang for not very bright.
That poor fucker is all balls and no forehead.

All Balls No Chain 

All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.
Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?

Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that

Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?

Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc

Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain

Dave: Thanks man
All Balls No Chain by SoggyBottoms11 November 25, 2011

all balls no cock 

Some one who has testicals that are over sized in comparisons to there penis.

Stumpy cock swollen bags.
"Coorrr mark your all balls no cock"
all balls no cock by Stumpy2000 October 26, 2013

all balls, no dick

That guy who is always talking big and bad, but never actually doing anything about it.
Andy wanted people to believe he was a tough guy but he’s all balls, no dick.
all balls, no dick by Ohsosoxy August 28, 2023

“All balls no shaft”

The definition of a guy that’s always right. He never does anything wrong and it’s always his workers fault if something happens. He’s all bark no bite.
Andrea said he’s “all balls no shaft” to Tony’s son when they were arguing.