Aliester 

AUSTRALIAN DICTATOR THAT IS OBSESED WITH OTHER CULTURES

Hi aliester what doing?
NIEN!

Aliester by MENTAL BREAKDOWN 9 11TH November 13, 2018

Normal summon aleister

This term is typically used to establish communism. But it also means that whoever your playing yugioh with is not skilled and chose this deck because they suck at the game.

Dave: normal summon aleister?
David: why do you play this dogwater deck?
Dave: activate fusion destiny?

Normal summon aleister by Suckadeeznutzh0e January 26, 2022

Alister 

Alister will love you. He always finds a way to come thru, and will always love you even if it doesn't seem like it

Friend 1 - How are you liking Alister?

Friend 2 - He's great but can get grumpy but still loves me.

Alister by AiDaN1@#GjThUrfgHR December 16, 2019

Alister 

Alisters are usually funny and charming guys. They may not be the brightest but they have big hearts and will never fail to make you smile.

No one can compare to Alister

Alister by Hyena Hut Studios February 27, 2017

Aleister 

A Gaelic name meaning "The Master of Sex" given only to the most masculine of men. By law, a child may only be named Aleister if his penis exceeds 1/2 a foot at the time of birth. As a verb, "to Aleister" means "to fuck the shit out of" or "to effortlessly cause multiple orgasms in women. If a man named Aleister sleeps with a virgin, she instantly turns into a nymphomaniac whore. The name Aleister has been derived into the English word A-Lister.

"Aleister sure lived up to his name last night, he made me cum four times"

"That damn neighbour boy Aleister'd my daughter... she was a virgin, now she gets passed around like the town doobie.

Aleister by mlap1019 August 12, 2012

Aleister Crowley

An early 20th century occultist, poet, mountaineer, and recreational drug user. He created a spiritual belief system known as 'Thelema', Greek word for will. He is one strange motha fucka, but isn't as bad as everyone makes him out to be. He titled himself as 'the beast 666'. And is well know for his sex magick, and other magickal practices/works.

Aleister Crowley made some ravioli's

Aleister Crowley by Goatman777 December 26, 2018

Alester 

An amazing person with an adorable face. A caring and gentle friend who’s always gonna be by your side to either do something stupid with you or to clean up after you’ve done something stupid. Alesters love animals and will fight you if you’re mean to one even though they are too soft to fight. They always make sure there’s enough good snacks and smirnoff at big parties. They are very gay and don’t give two shits about homophobes. They also have an amazing sense of humour PERIODT. They hate people but they still manage to make many friends. They usually have a best friend who’s just as chaotic (if not more chaotic) as them and who’s gonna be talking to the cashier for them when they need to pay for something or embarrassing them in public. They are very shy but as soon as you get to know them they are amazing people.

Girl 1 : "Yo that antisocial kid next to that really loud weirdo is looking at me funny"

Girl 2 : "Oooh...yeah that must be an Alester"

Alester by noemiebutyouresayingitwrong March 12, 2020