Alerternative 

A native american who is insistent on alerting everyone they meet to the dangers of global warming, air pollution, and pointy green cacti.

That alerternative was really fucking annoying.

Alerternative by jcran December 21, 2008

alternative hair color 

When someone dyes their hair outrageous colors; as with Punky Color or Manic Panic. Awesome & Fun!

When my hair was purple, I had alternative hair color & Loved it! So did all my family & friends!

alternative hair color by Starchylde May 27, 2016

Alternative facts 

A fancy way to say bullshit.

"You're saying it's a falsehood and Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that,"

Alternative facts by Trumpdump January 22, 2017

Alternative Music 

A less intense version of rock and a more intense version of pop. Typically strays from the generic lyrics of pop. Lots of sub-categories, but the main two are alternative rock and alternative pop. Pretty much anything that doesn't fall into the distinct categories like rock, pop, jazz, classical, etc.

It also includes a lot of musical techniques found in other genres. Not very limited creatively.

Alternative music is amazing. Some bands are The Strokes, Vampire Weekend, Arctic Monkeys, New Politics, Weezer, The Kooks, Cage the Elephant, The Moth and The Flame, alt-J, Modest Mouse, Paramore, Two Door Cinema Club, The Wombats, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Cold War Kids, Phoenix, Muse, Bastille, and Keane. Just to name a few.

Alternative Music by anne anoymous April 18, 2017

Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey. Period.

Hey, are you listening to the Queen of Alternative?
Yes, I am listening to Lana Del Rey's album Norman F**king Rockwell!

Queen of Alternative by stream Norman F**king Rockwell September 13, 2020

Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey

Queen of Alternative is Billies fav lana del rey

Queen of Alternative by anonymous September 14, 2020

Alternative Facts 

Lies.

There is no such thing as "Alternative Facts".
They're fucking lies, damn.

Alternative Facts by ez0ck January 22, 2017