A balding, middle aged male with a protruding belly. He often engages in outdoorsy type activities like fishing and hunting. One way to determine if the person is an actual Alekson is to check his chest for Dog Tits.

That Alekson over there with the Dog Tits just caught a large fish.

Alekson by Fish Head ST8CU July 3, 2017

aleksondra

The most intelligent and stunning girl you will ever find. A girl that is loyal yet funny, and will gladly talk to you when you are sad. She gives the best compliments, has a super cool and excepting family, and without a doubt steal your heart. Aleksondra is smart and can relate to multiple things, (same baby boo) , and she knows a guy named Justin that is cracked at Fortnite.

Did you know that Aleksondra has a million dolla puthay?

aleksondra by myfriendjustin January 4, 2021

alisonism

alisonism.
a word or phrase which comes from the mouth of our wonderfull music teacher at college.

"that's hell on toast"
"what a meaty chord"
"i like that sax growl.."
"oooh a cycle of 5ths"

alisonism by Kelly Kenyon January 13, 2005

Aleksis

The guy with the prettiest smile, has a very passionate outlook on life. He's very loyal and loves to travel, you'll never know if he likes u, tho.

Guy: Have you met Aleksis?
Guy 2: Yeah, HES SO COOL

Aleksis by anonymous December 4, 2020

Aleksis

Aleksis is Fortnite god and can’t fix cars.

Aleksis is just a fortnite god nothing all.

Aleksis by ImNotTabors November 22, 2021

Aleksis

Yo if this is your name and you are boy, then you probably are awesome. Nothing else to mention.

Yo this man Aleksis is awesome no cap.

Aleksis by petrxl November 24, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026