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Alkaline Metals 

Alkaline metals are usually group 1 and 2 metals that form soluble alkaline metal hydroxide in water. These are : K, potassium

Na, Sodium

NH3, Ammonia

Ca, Calcium

Ba, Barium
Chemistry Teacher: KNNCB are your alkaline metals
Student: KNNCB?
Kanina Chao Chi Bai
*continues swearing*
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Mr Allali 

The guy who yells at you and gives you detentions. When a kid drops paper in the bathroom apparently he says that’s vandalism.
“No, I don’t care if you miss bus! Sit Here”

“THE THIRD FLOOR IS BANISHED!!! Don’t ask why, never ask why”
“No eating in the hallways, CLOSE IT. Random Student: But Mr Allali I’m going to the cafeteria... CLOSE IT”
Mr Allali by ApparentlyImAnonymous November 29, 2019

Mr. Alali 

Stupid teacher. Don't recommend. Jumps students while they're peeing. Currently trying to sew student for disrespecting him.

-5 Stars
Mr. Alali: Excuse me sir! No phones in the hallway! Where is your note to go to the bathroom?! Go back to class! Detention!
Every student who has fallen victim to him: Ah shit! Mr. Alali's coming for us!
Mr. Alali by clitorisaurus_rex March 29, 2019

Mme Azar (Mme Allali) 

French teacher who talks through a very loud microphone and tells you that she does not give any homework. Instead she gives you mountains and mountains of studying. You have to do debates, the tests are on simple subjects but she makes it impossible.
*Hears 2 seconds of a french song: I want to die, can I borrow your scissors? *CUTS HAND - real student

Mme Azar (Mme Allali) ’s french class is only surviving because of the helper.

Alkaline Trio (alk3) 

my favourite band. produce very relative songs regarding life - love, alcohol, drugs, and dissappointment

lyrics can get quite emotional although they cannot be described as emo. medium heavy sound but cannot be described as indie. shouldnt really be described as punk-rock but meh it suits them, so there. any1 who describes them as pop-punk deserves to be shot.
Alkaline Trio's 'Goddamnit!' = Best Debut Album Ever, and everything else they have ever produced is equally as listenable
Alkaline Trio (alk3) by Alk3 Fan December 24, 2003
An enthusiastic woman with eclectic style & raw creativity. She was born to lead and many will never understand her. She is the essence of energetic vibrance and will flourish as she blossoms. She can be as soft as a rose, but sharp as a thorn. Azealia represents the color Aqua.
Azealia is so controversial, but so unique
Azealia by misscamaraderie January 7, 2017
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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