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Albertisms

When someone corrects you on anything that has to do with music or else they will implode
Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"

It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"
by Mossy Swordsman December 9, 2013
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Albertassment

Verb: When a Premier (typically from Alberta) does the un-important things badly, and then neglects to do any of the important things at all.

Credit: @HollyHoye
Person A: "Premier Smith phoned a film production company to make them change their policies on vaccination."
Person B: "Aren't children's hospitals overrun? What is she doing about that?"
Person A: "This is a classic case of Albertassment."
Person B: "I want out of this province."
by OSTBearBnT December 5, 2022
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Albertising

A rare condition suffered by people named Alberto who work in advertising
He can't go home yet, he works in Remo Albertising S.L
by pekevoltio May 26, 2011
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Alertism

The common practise of identifying a problem without even attempting to suggest a solution.

This can range from tangible problems (e.g. a broken cupboard door that is simply flagged to housemates via WhatsApp) to more intangible problems (e.g. a therapist merely pointing out toxic behaviours without offering suggestions for how to change those behaviours and/or what aspirational healthy behaviours could look like).

Those that practice this often feel that through identifying a problem they have done their bit or done enough. In reality, without the follow-through, the problem remains but we just see it more clearly.
The difference between The Great Hack and The Social Dilemma is that the latter actually offered a solution - the former was just one great big exercise in alertism.
by AdLibera December 20, 2020
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albertsmerch

He's the best tiktok as he's the best he has infinite followers and stuff he made a cult and it's the best cult ever I hope you guys follow him if you don't I'll kill your guys anyways bye! me 🔪 hater
Hater: Albertsmerch sucks I hope he dies lol
Me: ... YOU'VE INSULTED THE WRONG PERSON MATE 🔪👦
by Fan of people September 12, 2021
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