Alaušas
The highest god in the lithuanian cult of Alaušas. He possesses a giga cock. He is a very good and forgiving god and has sex with those who summon him. But the biggest sinners experience the wrath of his erection in the sinners' asses. The only one who has pleasure is Alaušas himself. He often competes with the demi-god lithuanian PE teacher Baltrušaitis. Wherever he goes, he carries his huge dick in his mighty hands. Anyone who his blessed to see it is stunned, shocked and will have good luck for eternity.
Person 1: Wait, can it be? Is that Alaušas? I think I'm gonna cum from the mere sight of his cock.
Person 2: Alaušas, please, fuck me with your big juicy cock. I want you to be my daddy.
Person 2: Alaušas, please, fuck me with your big juicy cock. I want you to be my daddy.
Alaušas by HighPriestOfTheCultOfAlaušas December 2, 2021
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