The highest god in the lithuanian cult of Alaušas. He possesses a giga cock. He is a very good and forgiving god and has sex with those who summon him. But the biggest sinners experience the wrath of his erection in the sinners' asses. The only one who has pleasure is Alaušas himself. He often competes with the demi-god lithuanian PE teacher Baltrušaitis. Wherever he goes, he carries his huge dick in his mighty hands. Anyone who his blessed to see it is stunned, shocked and will have good luck for eternity.
Person 1: Wait, can it be? Is that Alaušas? I think I'm gonna cum from the mere sight of his cock.
Person 2: Alaušas, please, fuck me with your big juicy cock. I want you to be my daddy.
Person 2: Alaušas, please, fuck me with your big juicy cock. I want you to be my daddy.
by HighPriestOfTheCultOfAlaušas December 2, 2021
Get the Alaušas mug.A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.
It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.
From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =
exact definition "based on the foundation of"
"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation
Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.
Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.
It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.
From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =
exact definition "based on the foundation of"
"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation
Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.
Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.
Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas
Or
Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.
Meaning :
I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.
Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.
Meaning: I will never get my money..
Or
Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.
Meaning :
I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.
Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.
Meaning: I will never get my money..
by Sparty311 May 4, 2013
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