Alaušas

The highest god in the lithuanian cult of Alaušas. He possesses a giga cock. He is a very good and forgiving god and has sex with those who summon him. But the biggest sinners experience the wrath of his erection in the sinners' asses. The only one who has pleasure is Alaušas himself. He often competes with the demi-god lithuanian PE teacher Baltrušaitis. Wherever he goes, he carries his huge dick in his mighty hands. Anyone who his blessed to see it is stunned, shocked and will have good luck for eternity.

Person 1: Wait, can it be? Is that Alaušas? I think I'm gonna cum from the mere sight of his cock.
Person 2: Alaušas, please, fuck me with your big juicy cock. I want you to be my daddy.

Alaušas by HighPriestOfTheCultOfAlaušas December 2, 2021

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Alasas

A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.

It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.

From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =

exact definition "based on the foundation of"

"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation

Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.

Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.

Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas

Or

Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.

Meaning :

I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.

Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.

Meaning: I will never get my money..

Alasas by Sparty311 May 4, 2013

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alasas

Big, Dark, Cheap, and Arabic.

Andy never pays for his own tickets; he's alasas.

alasas by Anonymous June 15, 2003

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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