2 definitions by HighPriestOfTheCultOfAlaušas

Baltrušaitis

The equivalent of Satan in the lithuanian cult of Alaušas. Baltrušaitis often disguises himself as a fat, old and short PE teacher. He, just like Alaušas, has an extremely big cock. Some legends say that Baltrušaitis' cock is even bigger. The two gods often battle for the hearts, asses, dicks and vaginas of the cultists. According to myth, Baltrušaitis already has fucked the janitors many times in the school. While Alaušas tries to keep all of his people free and let them have a great sex life, Baltrušaitis wants all of the cultists to be his sex slaves. He caries his cock on his shoulders, because it is extremely heavy. Anyone who sees Baltrušaitis dick is damned, because it is so fucking hideous, that anyone would throw up in an instant.

Person 1: Oh no, that's him. Baltrušaitis is coming. Please, sir, don't fuck me, spare me-- *Gets raped by Baltrušaitis without a second thought*
Person 2: I have got to get out of here as quick as I can.
Baltrušaitis: You can't escape me.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Has a three-way*

by HighPriestOfTheCultOfAlaušas December 4, 2021

Alaušas

The highest god in the lithuanian cult of Alaušas. He possesses a giga cock. He is a very good and forgiving god and has sex with those who summon him. But the biggest sinners experience the wrath of his erection in the sinners' asses. The only one who has pleasure is Alaušas himself. He often competes with the demi-god lithuanian PE teacher Baltrušaitis. Wherever he goes, he carries his huge dick in his mighty hands. Anyone who his blessed to see it is stunned, shocked and will have good luck for eternity.

Person 1: Wait, can it be? Is that Alaušas? I think I'm gonna cum from the mere sight of his cock.
Person 2: Alaušas, please, fuck me with your big juicy cock. I want you to be my daddy.

by HighPriestOfTheCultOfAlaušas December 2, 2021