Alaskian Pipe Line

To put plastic wrap over toliet and take a shit. Wrap up log(shit)up and put in the freezer. When frozen use sexually on parnter" minus plastic wrap"

I asked my wife if I could give her an alaskian pipe line. She said, No! You can when hell freezes over. I told her, naw when the shit freezes.

by shitier friend August 10, 2009

alaskan pipe line

when a man and a woman are intimate, the man shits in a condom and freezes it. then the man takes the frozen shit "dildo" and crams it up the womans ass. she then moans and asks for more.

man 1:dude i took the biggest shit and froze it last night
man 2: did u alaskan pipe line some bitch?
man 1: fuck yeah nigga coon!

by barrak obama November 14, 2007

alaskan pipe line

When someone takes a massive shit, then freezes it, and in this process it becomes a frozen dildo. The girl then proceeds to use it to the benefit of her pussy.

After Candy scooped the poop out of the toilet, she put in the freezer for later pleasure, creating an alaskan pipe line.

by candy isanhower November 14, 2007

Alaskan Pipe Line

When you shit into a condom and freeze it, and then use it for anal, or vaginal sex.

"Bro I gave that girl the Alaskan Pipe Line!"

by dabaybay April 14, 2021

Alaskian pipeline

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Last night,I gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.

by chamelion June 27, 2006

Alaskian pipeline

When you take a huge fucking shit into a condom put it in the freezer and then insert it into someone’s asshole

Josh: mully give me that alaskian pipeline
Mully: no we will get kicked out of the boys

by Olivia.Merry.Bear.203 November 4, 2021

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.

"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017