3 definitions by candy isanhower

alaskan pipe line

When someone takes a massive shit, then freezes it, and in this process it becomes a frozen dildo. The girl then proceeds to use it to the benefit of her pussy.

After Candy scooped the poop out of the toilet, she put in the freezer for later pleasure, creating an alaskan pipe line.

by candy isanhower October 27, 2007

cheesy hot dog

the act in which a girl (or dude) is so fat, that it is possible to fuck their rolls. much like sticking a hot dog in a bun. It is necessary to jizz otherwise that defeats the word cheesy.

candy was so fat, i titty fucked her then gave her a cheesy hot dog.

by candy isanhower October 27, 2007

brain damage manwich

When a girl willingly lays down on her back while the dude sticks his ass cheeks on her face (facing her feet), and then titty fucks her from above. In this process the girl usually experiences a massive headache because the rough riding.

I broke Candy's nose after giving her a brain damage manwich.

by candy isanhower October 27, 2007