Alanas

Alanas is a Lithuanian, male name, which in English would translate to Alan or Allen. The meaning behind the name is righteous, loyal or good looking. The name is originally from Central Asia but has been adopted majorily by the Lithuanian community.

I met a Lithuanian tourist, his name is Alanas.

Alanas by Asku May 11, 2018

Alanas

Alanas is gay as fuck and likes sucking people's small cocks, he gets all the boys and makes gay love every night

Omg alanas is so gay, he sucks so much cock

Alanas by The real man of defenitions October 21, 2019

Alanas

He is a professional basketball player

Look now Alanas in the court.

Alanas by Mustafa23 November 22, 2021

Alanas

Alanas is a great all around friend and a person. He will support you through the rough times, and will never hesitate to create fun memories with anyone.

Alanas is a shy person when first met, but all it takes is a couple shots to bring out the inner party animal. Alanas is caring, understanding and will always be the person who you can trust and rely on.

"I love Alanas, he's such a great guy!"

"The world would be a better place if more people were like Alanas!"

Alanas by BigBodyBenzz November 22, 2021

Alabaster Disaster 

When a group of white kids attempt to form a rap group and perform horrifically

"Yo did you get a glimpse of that alabaster disaster that played at the youth center this weekend"

Alabaster Disaster by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009

Alasas 

A term currently used to denote sarcasm and invalidates the associated sentence, premise or conclusion. The word "alasas" feeds on the associated sentence, the stronger and more definitive (minimal logical guarding) the associate sentence, the more it is refuted overall. Kinda like Newton's third law of physics.

It is also commonly used to demonstrate very low expectations in a certain person.

From the root in slang Chaldean/ Assyrian Aramaic and in slang Iraqi Arabic, meaning "ala-asas" =

exact definition "based on the foundation of"

"Ala" = depending on/ on top of
"Asas" = foundation

Currently is used to mean "as if" in a sarcastic fashion.

Sometimes the term alasas.com is used interchangeably to denote a database of lack of expectation.

Terrence will definitely win by "Knock Out" in a boxing match with his roommate. Alasas

Or

Alasas; Terrence will win by Knock out in a boxing match with his roommate.

Meaning :

I highly doubt Terrence will win by KO in a boxing match with his roommate.

Example 2:
Kevro promised I will have my money tomorrow for sure, Alasas.

Meaning: I will never get my money..

Alasas by Sparty311 May 4, 2013

Alana 

An Alana is one of the greatest people you could meet they have a great personality they are loving,caring and really funny

If you have an Alana as a friend/girlfriend you are lucky.

I'm glad Alana's my friend.

Alana is so (beautiful) today

Alana by fabulously_unknown May 27, 2015