alabu
Hey alabu!!
alabu by Anonymous..... forever laaalaa September 8, 2022
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Alabu
A man with abhorrent gaming skills while also using a low quality microphone.
You always play with this person because no matter how bad you are you’ll never be worse then them.
You always play with this person because no matter how bad you are you’ll never be worse then them.
Alabu by Misto Clean March 8, 2025
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Alabama Appleseed
Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.
Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!
Alabama Appleseed by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021
Alabama pork pie
Three brothers watched their sister jump into the pond behind their house in her bathing suit.
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."
The oldest brother, Jim-Bob, licked his lips and said, "Mmmm Mmmmm, we're gonna get some Alabama pork pie tonight."
Alabama pork pie by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
alabama pigroast
When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.
alabama pigroast by Matt Mugg November 4, 2007
Alabama Squeezebox
An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side
"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"
"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"
"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"
Alabama Squeezebox by Alabama Squeezebox July 5, 2023
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no alabama by Kkfigens January 27, 2019
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