Alabama Threeway 

A sexual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an analogous social or political situation.

The 2012 Republican primary race is like an "Alabama Threeway" between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich, respectively).

Alabama Threeway by IwishIwereStephenColbert May 13, 2012

Alabama threeway 

Three-way sex in which at least two of those involved are related. If all three are related it is an Alabama trifecta.

My girlfriend wanted us to have sex with her hot cousin which would have been an awesome Alabama threeway.

Alabama threeway by jestill May 23, 2012

Alabama Threeway 

Sexual intercourse involving three people (2 men and 1 woman) in which the two men are facing the woman and vice versa. This is to show the woman respect, as the male citizens of the great state of Alabama do daily (thus the name). As a result, "doggy style" is never used in this threeway. Possible positions include: one man engaging the woman in sex in the missionary position while the other man is receiving a blowjob from the woman, or the woman (while on her back) is being anally penetrated by one man, while the other is on top of her in the missionary position. There are other positions involving the woman being on top of one of the men, but it is important that all male parties are facing the woman at all time. Otherwise the proper amount of respect is not being shown. Ejaculating on the woman's face is generally done, but not mandatory.

"Kevin and Dave came over for an Alabama Threeway last night, but I nearly kicked Dave out when he tried to go in from behind. Doesn't he know I'm a lady?"

Alabama Threeway by BJ and the Bear May 25, 2012

Alabama Devils Threeway 

When one woman has sex with two guys who are related.

"Your brother flirted a lot with me!"
"Don't be a prude. You and I are engaged, but if we had sex with him it could be an awesome Alabama Devils Threeway."

Alabama Devils Threeway by merov April 12, 2023

Alabama three way 

Sexual intercourse between three individuals that are related by a maximum distance of second cousin.

Typically involved two males (cousins, brothers, uncle-nephew, father-son, grandfather-grandson, etc.) and a female (sister, cousin, aunt, wife, grandma, mother, etc.)

Similar to a three way, but more incestuous.

"Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three way" -Kyle Whitmire, Weld for Birmingham

Alabama three way by Chief O'Chuggabeer May 11, 2012

Alabama three-way 

A homosexual encounter between three supposedly straight, religious men. Usually takes place right after they all condemn gay marriage as being a mortal threat to traditional marriage and the world as we know it.

"No wonder the GOP is so obsessed with gay sex. Ricky boy, Newt and Mittens were caught in an Alabama three-way after their last debate!"

Alabama three-way by Senator Ricky May 12, 2012

Alabama three-way 

A sex act involving three old white guys.

"Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three-way"

Alabama three-way by Leap Day William May 21, 2012