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Alabama Double 

A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother
Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!
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alabama double dog 

when a guy has two chicks, one lined up behind him and one in line with his penis. He then puts a strap on on backwords and fucks both of the girls. every pelvic thrust his penis is inserted and when he pulls out the strap on is inserted.
i had these two chicks last night tht taught me a new sex move

its called the alabama double dog and it rly gets girls off

Alabama double-down 

A person that is obviously so inbred it had to happen more than once. Like, the dad banged the brother and the brother shot the load across the room in to the mother; and that is how that face is buckled like that.

About 9 months after the noodlin’ derby/family reunion Alabama state banned the use of the same property for more than one event.
Ah! That bitch is so far past ugly she has to be an Alabama double-down!

Alabama double wide 

The act of placing two couches face-to-face to make a makeshift bed for intercourse
We didn’t have a bed . So I pulled an Alabama double wide . So we could fuck
Alabama double wide by CCC420 January 20, 2023

Alabama Double Team 

The Girl rides Reverse cow girl style, while the guy simultaneously put’s most of his hand, in her vagina, trying to penetrate as deep as possible.
Lucy's vagina is sore after trying Alabama double team with her boyfriend.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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