Alabama Cheese 

The act of inserting cum into the vaginal lips of one of your family members and letting it ferment in there for days until it starts to age and solidify in a solid vaginal shaped curds.

I ran out of cheese the other day for my mac and cheese recipe for Thanksgiving, so I had to give my sister Nancy the Alabama Cheese in order to get some more.

Alabama Cheese by daddymadememaddy December 14, 2019

Alabama Cheese Feeder

Performed by farting into your cupped hand and slapping someone in the mouth, effectively adding insult to injury.

To carry out this action, place your cupped hand over your anus immediately after flatulating. In the same way you would eat a handful of popcorn, pretend you are feeding that to your target...violently.

If done correctly, the motion will give the recipient a good sample of your brew while taking care of whatever needs that demanded this fool be slapped in the mouth to begin with.

"Aaron had been dicking with his iPhone since he got to work today. I was tired of covering his ass while he messed around, so I gave him an Alabama Cheese Feeder."

"That angry little asian guy just gave me the middle finger again! I'm going to give him an Alabama Cheese Feeder!"

Alabama Cheese Feeder by FUHanSolo October 2, 2010

alabama cheese cracker 

when youre cock hasnt been cleaned for some time and collects dirt which smells cheesy you then wipe the cheese on to youre hand and then onto youre unsuspecting friends toast.

hey barney you want some toast....yeah great buddy..mmm this toasts really good..ha ha ha u just had youre first alabama cheese cracker

alabama cheese cracker by glasgow rikki February 22, 2007

Alabama cheese spank

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube

guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!

guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.

Alabama cheese spank by epic man epic words September 9, 2021

Alabama Mac and Cheese 

The making of mac and cheese and then violently shoving it up a family members ass or vagina then eating it from the newly made bowl

Person 1: Did you hear what John did to his sister yesterday?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He gave her some Alabama Mac and Cheese
Person 2: oof

Alabama Mac and Cheese by ManMan6t9 November 17, 2021

Alabama Cheeseburger

A scenario where a man is in between their mother and their father; they are one inch inside of their mother, and their father is one inch inside of them. They must decide what direction to go in to get out.

How would you get out of an Alabama Cheeseburger?

Alabama Cheeseburger by Kookmeister May 8, 2026