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Your friendly neighborhood black man. The guy you always run to for help and advice, the one you trust with your life just because he is willing to listen. Though, he himself is not a very revealing character, keeping his thoughts and emotions to himself, which usually lead to stress. Nevertheless, he is a great leader and motivator, because people are willing to listen to a man who is willing to listen to them. Lastly, he is the man who cares and loves you more than you could and would ever guess. So be careful the next time you talk to him about a crush, because he may get hurt and/or jealous.

PS, Alaaddin and Alaadin and Aladin and Aladdin are not the same!
I wish I could speak to Alaaddin, he'd know what to do.
Words you can keep

Den Alaaddin" machen/doing "the alaaddin 

"Den Alaaddin" machen wird umgangssprachlich benutzt um eine Person zu beschreiben die sich nach zu viel Bubatz hinlegen muss.

Doing "the Alaaddin" is colloquially used to describe a person who has to lie down after too much bubatz.
Schau mal Uwe macht wieder "den Alaaddin" weil er zu viel geraucht hat. / Look Uwe is doing "the alaaddin" again because he smoked to much.

Den Alaaddin" machen/doing "the alaaddin

Aladdin's Scarf 

The act of rubbing one's penis like a lamp until you ejaculate on your neck, representing a scarf, then commencing by making a wish.
Can be performed with a partner.
Daniel received an aladdin's scarf from Ricardo while Felipe watched with joy
Aladdin's Scarf by Krustachos January 1, 2017
the best disney movie ever told
a love story that starts with just one look and three days later they fall in love and are willing to risk their lives just to be together...
valuable lessons are also told in this romance movie... you should always be yourself and you shouldn't lie

it's deep and it evokes emotions...

And Aladdin is Sexy
Aladdin is wicked awesome

and is not a street rat...

aladdin sane 

Aladdin Sane is David Bowie's sixth album. A phenomenal Album, in which he takes on yet another persona.
Aladdin Sane 6th album from David Bowie. Example of another Bowie persona is Ziggy Stardust .
aladdin sane by G.holman September 11, 2016

Aladdin's magic carpet 

When you pull the scrotum, with two hands, further then the end of the penis, making it look like penis (Alladin) is sitting on top of the scrotum (the magic carpet).

Running around, making whooshing sounds or screaming "Jasmine! Wanna go for a ride!?" while doing it is recommended but certainly not a must.
Jafir: Hey Jenny, would you like to ride Aladdin's magic carpet?

Jenny: Yeah... sure.

Jafir: Do you trust me?

Jenny: What? ...I guess so.

Jafir: *drops pants*
Aladdin's magic carpet by FoodCatsEat December 14, 2009

alauddin 

An amazing sexy person nice kind and very caring sometimes sensitive but over all an amozng person with a lot of friends cares about everyone sometimes a complete annoying person but over all a good person
Alauddin is a sexy ass person
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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