Dumbass 1: Can I have some of your tots?
Dumbass 2: No, but what an dumbass you are for asking..you should have just grabbed them, like I did with your sister yesterday.
Dumbass 3: You just got Al Caponed.
Al Capone was a ChicagoGangster and bootlegger responsible for the death of many people. However, he was not put in jail for life because of these many crimes, but because of tax evasion.
To be Al-Caponed is when someone punishes you severely for a minor crime because they can't get you on the major crime.
"Dude I heard you got kicked out of the club last night for being under 21"
"No man, they couldn't prove I was under 21, so they Al-Caponed me and kicked me out for swearing at the bartender."
"Dude, that sucks..."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"