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the baddest bitch/the smoothest nigga. funny asf. can put a smile on your face no matter what. twerk skills out of this world. with the shits/never cared. just one genuine, funny, bright ass mf
person 1: you know Akyva?

person 2: nah who’s that?

person 3: you just gotta meet her yourself
Akyva by AK9012 November 23, 2021
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Akiva Schaffer 

A member of The Lonely Island, a comedy troupe that currently works on Saturday Night Live, Akiva Schaffer writes Saturday Night Live's Digital Shorts along with Jorma Taccone. They usually have third Lonely Island member Andy Samberg as the star. Akiva Schaffer directed The Lonely Island's film: Hot Rod, and has driected a number of music videos for We Are Scientists and Eagles of Death Metal, and more, as well as SNL's digital shorts. Akiva seems to be the least known and recognized member of The Lonely Island, though he has many fans and admirers. He is also called Kiv.
Ryan:"Hey did you know Akiva Schaffer directed that one We Are Scientists music video?"

Steven: "You mean Kiv from The Lonely Island?"

Ryan:"Yeah!"

Steven:"Wow that's awesome!"

Chloe: "Kiv is so dreamy."
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Akyva ayva Akiva Akyra Ayvah Aayvah Akyah akyiah Akyla Akylah
An incredibly awesome girl who loves with a big heart....it is impossible not to love her....always there for whoever needs her....Loves to smile a lot
I love Akyra sooooo much.
Akyra by tes333 October 21, 2011

akivascheme 

A completely ridiculous, unrealistic and rather hair-brained idea that will get you nowhere in the business world regardless of how enthusiastic your superior may be when dictating it to you. In fact, it gets you three steps behind in what you were actually doing.
My boss called me on my day off and asked me to call 10 major banks from 10 different cities and tell them to sponsor us with $10k each, then buy 100 raffles tickets each, promote us in their mailing, and in return we'd put little mentions of the banks on the flyers for our fair.....man...it was such an akivascheme"
akivascheme by Billy Bad Breaks July 20, 2009
A wholesome person who will always be there for you. She is very funny and meaningful. She would help you throughout any circumstance and wouldn't care less about. She is the type of person that says they doesn't have meaning, but that only show that they have more potential than they think and they just haven't seen the light yet. Even though you have never seen her, her words will create a perfect image in your head. She is goddess and can turn your sadness into sweetness.
Ayva is the best person I've ever met.
Ayva by Autism Penis April 29, 2019
- Loyal and faithful girlfriends

-girls who play hard to get

-Akyaas are usually smart girls, pretty and most at times shy. They are pretty easy, outgoing and incredibly funny once you get to know them. They are one of the bestest friends to keep and when you come across one DO NOT let her go
I've asked that girl out so many times and she won't even give me her number. She is such as Akyaa
Akyaa by xxxlilac78xxx May 12, 2010
Akya's curly brown hair and her slim thick waist, make everyone look and stare. Akya can be fearless and is ready to do something crazy(But nothing illegal), she ready to rule this world better than any other president has done before. Akya stunning look makes everyone want to date her but she doesn't like them, they look at her perfect waist and her perfect teeth she is perfect.
Akya by StatesSuperFacts.com January 28, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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