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n. Eunuch character of author Spirit-with-an-Itch. Co-alter ego of said author: sometimes lavender wig-wearing girl that shows up at Legends in Raleigh, NC, sometimes effeminate blonde boy that kicks ass on the dance floor. Can be used to refer to either alter egos of the author, or the character whom the name originally represented.
"“In my language, it means ‘Night’s Beloved.’ My name is Ahzren.” The name resonated in his mind as his, and he once again knew himself after two years. He smiled with love and relief at Corin."
Ahzren by Angela Reedy June 11, 2008
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Ludwig Ahgren 

A variety streamer known for playing Pokemon, being Slime's friend, and throwing for content. He has participated as a player and commentator in the Super Smash Bros. Melee community. A running joke with his audience is that he is very short, but he actually stands at a healthy 5'3".
Chat: What's your opinion on Ludwig Ahgren?
Carson: Ludwig? Who's that guy?
Chat: He streams himself playing Pokemon in front of thousands of people.
Carson: Isn't he, like, super short?
Ludwig Ahgren by Nocturnal_Emissions December 16, 2019
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Ahrens is a german surname. Ahrens roughly translates into a "Badass dragonslayer from the north". the translation says it all
wow, that guy is such and Ahrens!
Ahrens by maceface41 May 11, 2012
An Ahren is a guy who is very handsome. Someone who will stick by your side no matter what. He will never leave you hanging or simply just forget about you. He is always there whenever you need him. He is very smart but at the same time a little dumb. He loves to roughhouse but knows when to stop. He loves to just mess around and forget about everything for a little while. He loves animals and seems to have no fears. Except for losing the friends he cares about the most that is. He values friendship and family very much. And would do virtually anything for you if you were his friend. If you have an Ahren in your life, you’re lucky. Don’t lose him.
“I saw Ahren at the store today”
“Really??”
“Uh huh. I ran up behind him and tackled him.”

“Wow, and he lets you do that?”
“Yup. It’s how he works.”
Ahren by A;) July 18, 2019
When a man goes to kiss his date for the first time and his nose starts bleeding and blood gets all over his date's shirt. To apologize, the man then sucks all of her toes at the same time, except for her fourth one which gets special treatment.
Tina: Hey, John gave me an ahgren last night.
Robin: Wow that sucks! At least your feet are moisturized
ahgren by Superstar35 November 25, 2020
Azren is a beautiful boy/girl who always finds it hard to make up their mind!

They are the most sweetest person alive and always puts people before them

But this can lead to some problems

If you find an azren love them unconditionally!
"Who is that.?"
"Thats just Azren aren't they cute!"
Azren by Namer name December 8, 2019
Angel-like, Cherubic, Resembles a fallen angel, a perfect person
Caitlin is the only ahren iv ever met
ahren by PeterMarkov January 29, 2008
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