Coolest person on the planet. The opposite of: Dinoswhore.
Stop being such a Laura, why can't you be more Ahsun like?

Nice six pac, Ahsun.
by downwithdinoswhores December 23, 2009
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An ahsun will light up your dark sky brighter than the moon. You can just stop spending money on coffee cus his morning hugs are all the burst of energy you need. Make sure you clean up your mess after your Ahsun induced energy burst is over though because Ahsun doesn’t like a mess around him. He may get technical if you crack a joke to him so make sure you have your joke well thought out before enjoying a nice evening full of laughter with Ahsun. He loves his telescope so befriend an Ahsun and remember only two things are infinite- the universe and Ahsun’s friendship for you.
Guy 1: hey im new in town and need a friend who i can make logical jokes with who also enjoys dark chocolate mocha. Where would I ever find such a magical creature bro? :(

Guy2: ohh, u mean u need an Ahsun? Bro i gotchu. I’ll be your Ahsun :) dont cry.
by TheOfficewale November 22, 2021
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