2 definitions by TheOfficewale
Have you ever worn fuzzy socks while sipping on hot cocoa in front of your fireplace in the middle of winter near the Christmas tree you haven’t taken down yet? Sounds like a delight, doesn’t it? Well that’s basically Yumna. She can be lazy and forgetful and the type of person to schedule crazy surgeries right before she’s supposed to hangout with you BUT yumna will fill your life with joy. Being friends with a yumna is the absolute adventure your life awaits for. If you see a yumna on ur block, make sure u moonwalk over to her and say Hello. It would make her laugh. If you see her on tinder- ask her if u can send her pics of ur moms eggplant garden cus she eats her vegetables. Thats why her butt big too. So eat your vegetables and keep a yumna by your side.
bro 1: Man my job has been so boring lately. I need to do something fun and be a Yumna for a change.
Bro 2: yeah bro, i havent experienced a Yumna for years! I miss eggplants.
Bro 2: yeah bro, i havent experienced a Yumna for years! I miss eggplants.
by TheOfficewale November 22, 2021
An ahsun will light up your dark sky brighter than the moon. You can just stop spending money on coffee cus his morning hugs are all the burst of energy you need. Make sure you clean up your mess after your Ahsun induced energy burst is over though because Ahsun doesn’t like a mess around him. He may get technical if you crack a joke to him so make sure you have your joke well thought out before enjoying a nice evening full of laughter with Ahsun. He loves his telescope so befriend an Ahsun and remember only two things are infinite- the universe and Ahsun’s friendship for you.
Guy 1: hey im new in town and need a friend who i can make logical jokes with who also enjoys dark chocolate mocha. Where would I ever find such a magical creature bro? :(
Guy2: ohh, u mean u need an Ahsun? Bro i gotchu. I’ll be your Ahsun :) dont cry.
Guy2: ohh, u mean u need an Ahsun? Bro i gotchu. I’ll be your Ahsun :) dont cry.
by TheOfficewale November 22, 2021