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A cool earthbender Guy with funky hair that go brrrr that battled a fucking blue haired gremlin and his lewdable girlfriend and bestie of a literal goat skull with hands.
Guy 1: ayo you heard of the AGOTI fnf mod?
Guy 2: you’ve been stalking me for weeks now fuck off.
AGOTI by Aloeleaves May 23, 2021
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ahoti • afotimasfotim • AGOTI • -aholic • ahuti • Aphotic • ahoi • Aholiab • Ahooish • amotional
An adverb indicative of time used by most Latinos, and translates literally to 'later'. The thing is, given they're Latinos, "ahorita" can mean anytime between 'in a few minutes' to 'in a few years' to 'never'. So be careful with Latinos using this word.
mom- "Mijo, venga a lavar los platos" (son, come wash the dishes)
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*
ahorita by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019
(n.) addicted to being a perpetual asshole.
F her! She’s an aholik!

stupid irritating ridiculous jerk asshole prick detestable
aholik by Csinaco January 16, 2011
To be in a state of deep thought or in a state of trance.
"Man I was rolling so hard I was ASOT (asoting)"

"Dude, are you alright? You seem out of it.
-Nah man, i'm just asoting. Fer sure."
ASOTing by Bonardi May 10, 2009
A really hot man who I simp for, very cool guy who fought a small blue balled guy in a rap battle. Has a father named solazar who is also agoti's boss lololol
Y/n: "Hey! Did you play that mod called Agoti?" T/n: "Yeah, he's hot dude"
Agoti by AgotiIs June 12, 2021

skate-aholic

Somone who can't get enough skateboarding in their life, and would basically lay down their life if were told they weren't allowed to skate ever again.
Yo dude, Jim is such a skate-aholic. Hes been into it so hardcore that for the past 2 weeks he accidently forgot to eat or sleep.
skate-aholic by PCJ July 4, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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