Aholiab

Aholiab is a stand up guy. A great friend who you can always count on, to be there for you and for a good time. He’s down for the count no matter what. Aholiab has a unique perspective on life, a broad world view that makes him very understanding of the world around him and the people in it. You’ll want to be his friend but be careful bringing your significant other around him unless you’re willing to lose them.. Aholiab has a charm like no other his charisma will surely swoon any man or woman away from you in an instant.

Damn Aholiab stole my girl again!!

Aholiab by eedam99 November 23, 2021

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Damn Aholiab stole my girl again !!!

Aholiab by eedam99 November 23, 2021

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Aholiab • Aholian • aholibama

Aholian

One who comes from the land of a-holes

My boss is such an aholian

Aholian by Jbutterfly August 16, 2006

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aholibama

Is a bitch stupid ass hoe can eat a dick and she is very disrespectful

Aholibama is annoying

aholibama by Jdnhdydfh September 10, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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