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Ahmarism
A widespread ideology founded by Pope Ahmar during dreadful times of the pandemic. The scripture "Pavitr Kitaab" details his life's work including revolutionary concepts such as subjective math and breathtaking moans. Ahmarism values the esteem of the remarkable creation known as the FRIDGE. This religion follows the belief that you are never wrong; instead, it is the world that is at fault. They are unable to comprehend the sophistication and expertise you possess, and will never truly be enlightened.
Have you accepted Pope Ahmar as your lord and savior? If not, come learn about our new movement called Ahmarism.
Ahmarism by Pope Ahmar November 6, 2021
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ahmar'd • Ahmad • ahmari • ahmadinejad • ahmaad • ahmad hadi • Ahmadi • Ahmad Ibrahim secondary school • Ahmad shmeis • Ahmadullah
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Ahmad
Ahmad is the type of person, who will help everyone no matter what. He’s the person who always smiles and laughs and tries to make everyone happy and with a bright smile. But he always puts people first and he always helps people and he never thinks of helping him self. He goes thru a lot of pain and you just don’t see it because, he doesn’t want others feeling sorry for him or anything. He always wants to spread positive feelings and vibes. He will do whatever in his power to bring a smile to your face and he will always try to make you happy even when he’s at his lowest. He smiles a lot and laughs a lot because he is always going thru pain but he never asks for help because he grew up with the pain and he grew up alone and he grew up thru a lot of battles. That’s why he will always try to help everyone and brings smiles to everyone . He’s never happy but you’ll think he is. He’s never okay but she just never shows it.
Ahmad by Always helping no matter what November 7, 2020
amardeep
Common North Indian name, or spiritual description of something as being immortal. e.g That is amardeep - so it's everlasting light , or cannot be overcome by anything.
amardeep by Random Genious January 8, 2016
Ahmad Ibrahim secondary school
where the only ghost in the toilet is people doing ghost, and where the teacher all cannot talk properly and where lawrence hobby is to hunt for phone and fly fast car
Ahmad Ibrahim secondary school by sherlockflykite August 19, 2021
Ahmad
Ahmad... he’s an amazing, out of this world person who no one could ever compare to. He’s kind, HANDSOME, has a heart made of pure gold, sensitive but secretly has a temper. Ahmad is like no other and he always puts everyone way before himself even in his time of need. He’s hardworking and never gives up on anything and when he wants something he works to get it. Ahmad doesn’t really believe in himself as much as he does and he sometimes needs a shoulder to cry on. He never allows people to see his pain and hurt. When he loves, he truly loves. He’s the most honest person you’ll ever meet and if you got him in your life, you’d make the biggest mistake by leaving or mistreating him!!
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