ahmadi 

Sweet guy.Very handsome and amazing.Really good footballer.Liked by everyone and also girls like him a lot.he is talented and smart

Ahmadi is a nice guy

ahmadi by raggae potato January 22, 2019

Ahmadi 

A man who you can barely understand what he is speaking at the moment. He's so krispy that you could tell that God left him in the oven too long. He has more oil than the people from India, in his skin when playing sports. He carries dogs in his backpack/shoulder bag because that's his only friend. He plays video games way too much and has an achievement score over 9,000!!!!! He is the brown eyed king due to his largely headed penis, but can't make up for his speech impediment. Also has the tendency of using "YO" in every god damn sentence.

1:Wayne:"Yo could you understand that nigga?"

Drake:"Nah man, he sounds like an Ahmadi..."

2:Rick Ross:"Man you see dat dumb nigga with that dog in his brown paper bag? Wait a minute... that nigga is Ahmadi, BAWS!

3:Ricky Martin: Yo his body is bangin, what type of oil did he use to look crispy like a 2 piece outta pop eyes?

Enrique Igleisies: It's from his smelly ass body odor and sweat drippin down to his ballsack

Ahmadi by Jimmy "Big Jewelz" Johnson May 29, 2010

Lahori Ahmadi 

A Muslim belonging to the subsect of the Ahmadiyya Movement called the Lahore Ahmadiyya Community which was started due to theological differences on calling other Muslims infidels, whether prophets can come, and on the status of Mirza Ghulam Ahmad. Lahoris believe anyone who says they are a Muslim is a Muslim, Lahoris believe no more prophets can come after Muhammad, Lahoris believe Mirza Ghulam Ahmad was not a prophet but a Muslim Saint

Hey Nabeel, who is that really cool type of Ahmadi?
Well, hes a Lahori Ahmadi, even better !

Lahori Ahmadi by Arfeeni April 20, 2021

Ali Ahmadi

A person who looks sexy as fuck he fucks everyone at the party he doesn’t stop. His cock is 8 inches and he is 7’11

Oh no it’s Ali Ahmadi he’s here to fuck every girl now he’s so tall

Ali Ahmadi by Ussinshdjsksksjsjdidj October 4, 2021

Negar Ahmadi 

Negar Ahmadi is the hottest and nicest girl ever, she'll deny it but she secretly knows it. As soon as you start talking to her you won't be able to stop!

Guy 1: Did you see Negar Ahmadi before?
Guy 2: yeah, she's so nice on the eye and nice to talk to imagine being her friend
Guy 3: I AMMMMMM

*Guy 1&2 bash Guy 3*

Negar Ahmadi by Guest_56319 June 27, 2016

Ahmarism 

A widespread ideology founded by Pope Ahmar during dreadful times of the pandemic. The scripture "Pavitr Kitaab" details his life's work including revolutionary concepts such as subjective math and breathtaking moans. Ahmarism values the esteem of the remarkable creation known as the FRIDGE. This religion follows the belief that you are never wrong; instead, it is the world that is at fault. They are unable to comprehend the sophistication and expertise you possess, and will never truly be enlightened.

Have you accepted Pope Ahmar as your lord and savior? If not, come learn about our new movement called Ahmarism.

Ahmarism by Pope Ahmar November 6, 2021

ahmania 

The powerful wave of Ahmed support and adoration which began to sweep the nation from the very beginning of 'Big Brother 5' in late May 2004.Similar to previous '-manias' in nature,notably it's ability to unite millions from all areas of society in a single wave of focused euphoria and dedication,it's followers also manifest an aforeseen,all-encompassing desire to see their Housemate suceed and storm-with their support-to victory,yet on an unprecidented scale.Apart from the powerful adoration of Ahmed,being struck by Ahmania often causes several key notable effects,constisting mainly of,but not limited entirely to-i)the desire to destroy crockery and/or other utensils in the most spectacular fashion possible;preferably through launching at any nearby jacuzzi/spa construction,ii)the sudden wave of near constant lethargy causing followers to crave unconventionally length periods of rest,iii)the desire to defend Ahmed against any criticism;with no regard for the critic or nature of comment,though through construction of highly powerful and intellectual counter-argument,and iv)a need to register one's undying admiration,and simultaneously spread the good word of Ahmed through association with the most powerful and expanise Ahmania fuelled organisations.However,'Ahmania' is not easily defined-it induces in those it hits a spectacularly varied spectrum of emotions and effects;all united by the one,powerful,overriding desire for Ahmed('The Great One')to win.

The power of Ahmania is overwhelming

ahmania by Craig H June 28, 2004