ahat

Someone willing to have sex with any hole any time.

Hi, I'm an ahat and I only date ahats.

That girls bad to the bone. She's a certified ahat.

ahat by Beavelock Holmes February 10, 2021

Ahat

Being a cute, clumsy stoner

She's the ahat

Ahat by Fishesflyinhigh May 22, 2019

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

Putting a hat on a hat 

An unnecessary addition to something that was previously working without it--like putting a hat on top of another hat. In comedy, this is used when placing two funny things too close to each other so that they distract from each other.

Bob told a joke on top of another joke. I warned him he was putting a hat on a hat.

Putting a hat on a hat by A1988 October 19, 2020

catch a hat 

to make somebody go bye bye 😀

my dawg jus died now im tryna catch a hat.

catch a hat by Zaii💎😂😝 March 11, 2022

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes 

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

pick me out a hat! 

A goofball comment directed at a person picking their nose to let them know they’ve been spotted.

Hey man, why don’t you pick me out a hat!

pick me out a hat! by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019