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Afterzero 

The early hours of the morning, the time from midnight (a.k.a. 00:00 or “zero” military time) to dawn. (Used in sentences similarly to afternoon.)
Oh goodness, its already the afterzero.

Have a good afterzero!
Afterzero by Malkov Volkov IV July 28, 2019
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afterfroth 

The dazzling remnants of ejaculation still to be found lingering in the hogs eye fifteen minutes after the main event.
Shit..struggling to have a piss..me cock's still bunged up with afterfroth!
afterfroth by monster75 September 9, 2011

Afterberner

Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.
"Hey Danny tuck that afterberner in man you want your mom to see that?"
"Maybe"
Afterberner by EmperorSack May 16, 2009

Altererophilia 

Alter-ERO-philia
Loving affection towards one's alternate self (other self) and/or Alter ego of one's own inner and outer being.
Jenny says her opposite grnder alter ego Qarlton is very attractive. I think she may be an Altererophilia.
Altererophilia by M. Mio August 6, 2021

afterbro 

1. The chill afterglow of an intense bromantic moment.

2. When you and your bro are being hella bromantic and then you realize it and throw down a "no homo" but the look in your eyes is like "i wanna be inside you, homes".

3. When you and your bro are having a bromance and your both like "BRO!" and then you start to chill out again like "bro..."
--Bro#2 sinks a shot in beer pong--
Bro#1: BRO!
Bro#2: BRO!!
--bro hug--
--bros stare deeply into each others eyes--
Bro#1: Bro...
Bro#2: Bro.
Bro#3: That was an intense afterbro, bro. It's chill tho.
afterbro by THE AFROCALYPSE June 15, 2010

Good aftermeow 

This is how you say ‘good afternoon’ in meowspeak.
Good aftermeow my dear loved one!
Good aftermeow by Birdie Birdiekins September 27, 2019

aftergrowth 

The hair that grows after you shave. Stubble.
He had a rough aftergrowth.
aftergrowth by John Arbuckle May 30, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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